The Time Has Come

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Switch your bookmarks. The times are a changing. You can’t litter with a banana is not dead, it can never die. I’m just transforming it into more of a blog/zine with some t-shirts on the side as well. I’ll also have some help from some contributors so there will be more creative content. Plus there’s really not enough room on a shirt to fit, “you can’t litter with a banana.” Check it out here or just click the photo.

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Go Listen Now

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Missed Connection Monday

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Missed Connection Monday

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Fashionable French Bulldog

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Missed Connection Monday

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You Filthy Animal

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Missed Connection Monday

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Apparently I’m The Godfather

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Views from South Africa Part Four


We finally made our way out of Johannesburg to the airport to find our flight to Kimberley was delayed. We watched Vern Lair’s Abstract video to pass the time. Soon enough we arrived into the lobby of our Hotel for a quick game of pool, then off to another casino.

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Views from South Africa Part Three


We arrived in Soweto to check out the Hector Pieterson museum, and Nelson Mandella’s house. If you haven’t heard about Pieterson’s story you can read up on it here. We also hit up a gnarly convenience store which was actually the opposite of convenient, and more like a jail. After that we hit up Mandela’s house and restaurant.

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Missed Connection Monday


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Breaking Ned

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The History of the World in Two Minutes

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Views from South Africa Part Two


Driving into Soweto, Johannesburg on the way to Nelson Mandela’s house.

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Views from South Africa Part One


I recently was fortunate enough to be invited to South Africa on a SpotLife mission with the Skatepark of Tampa. Our first night in Johannesburg took us to The Emperor’s Palace basically a Disney World slash Vegas Casino. No Americanized world is complete without a Hooters. We tried to get our driver to take us to downtown Johannesburg so we could explore the city, but he refused. We still insisted, after asking if our camera gear would be okay he replied, “They will steal more than just your camera, they will steal YOU!”

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Missed Connection Monday

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Donkey Punch?


By Austin L. Miller Staff writer
A farm hand accused of engaging in a sex act with his miniature donkey has been placed in protective custody at the Marion County Jail.

County officials have taken the animal, a 21-month-old named Doodle, to Animal Services — something the owner is not happy about.

“I want my donkey back. There’s got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her,” said Carlos R. Romero, sitting on a bench after his first appearance Tuesday morning in front of a judge.

Jail officials said Romero, who is charged with animal cruelty, is in protective custody for now.

County officials, meanwhile, plan to petition the court for custody of the donkey. If the court grants it, the county may put her up for adoption. County spokeswoman Elaine McClain said Doodle appears to be in good health, and there are “no outward signs of any physical abuse.”

Romero, 31, said he believes authorities placed him in protective custody in a ploy to keep him away from Doodle, and he vowed Tuesday to get her back.

At his first appearance via video link from the jail, Romero pleaded not guilty and Judge Steven Rogers set bail at $2,000.

Romero’s arrest comes a week after the farm’s proprietor, Gerald Joseph James, told Marion County Sheriff’s Office that he saw Romero having sex with Doodle in his room the night of Aug. 15. Deputies interviewed Romero last Friday, and he reportedly described having intimate contact with the donkey, but not intercourse.

A warrant was signed by the judge Monday, and Romero was picked up at the farm.

Romero said in an interview at the jail late Monday that he purchased Doodle from a man in Lake City and brought her to the farm in northwest Marion County a couple of months ago.

He said he has always felt an attraction toward animals, especially horses, because people have been known to “stab you in the back, give you diseases, lie to you” and are “promiscuous.”

Animals, he said, “are usually there for you” and “do not seek other pleasures.” Their feelings are “100 percent honest,” he added.

He admitted that he has had sex with horses many times since he was 18 and likes their “feminine shape, behavior and raw power.” He denied doing anything sexual to the donkey “because she’s blooming into maturity” but said he eventually would have.

Romero plans to post bond and return to the farm, then reclaim Doodle.

But James, the man who rents the farm, said Romero is not welcome on the property because he is concerned about the welfare of the horses.

Oddly, Romero believes that deputies arrested the wrong man. He called James, who reportedly caught him in the act, a peeping tom who invaded his privacy.

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Wait Let’s Go


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Missed Connection Monday

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